Saturday, March 20, 2010

2nd Putrajaya International Hot Air Balloon Fiesta 2010

Now what can this be?
And this rope?
And these blokes unwrapping?
And this can of oil?
Oh my... can it be?
Trow in a horde of photographers and ...
A balloon...
And you have a Balloon Fiesta! :)
Hold it up high boys. Coz we are so going to inflate it.
Left guy to right guy: I think he's loony to walk in there...
The instrument panel of the Hot Air Balloon
Stand back boys... you wouldn't want to get burn... really. Seriously. Coz...
Fireball coming your way.
Thundercats ... hooooooooooooooooooooo...
Fire it up.
All of them balloon's up in the air. Is that Darth Vader there?
I'm soooo lonely up here...
How many people does it take to hold down a balloon?
Fire it up #2
Call the Aliens! Giant half balloon alert!
Here I come to save the daaaaay!
All lined up.
Today... I shall... rule this Fiesta. All shall see the power of the dark side.
But first, let me sniff this tree...
Now you have seen the power of the dark side, will you join me?

Yes master. Order 66 shall be executed as requested.

Oh no... what has happened?
What CAN we do against Darth Vader?
I shall stand against him...
Heeeeeeeeeeelp... I am being sandwiched!
What's that? Darth Vader's taking over this fiesta?
Ooooooh... I can't bear to look!
And in the midst of a galactic fight...
Honey. I want THAT balloon.
Come my minions.... Join me.
And together, we shall rule the ballonic (?) galaxy!
Oh no, you shall not win, Darth.
The power of sunglasses?

Get me down here... please?

Friday, March 12, 2010

11 year old scientific explanations

I was forwarded these answers a looooooong time ago, back when internet was still crawling on a 28.8K modem connection!

How true are they, I have no idea. But it's definitely a good read.

Enjoy reading...

Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you

H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

To collect fumes of sulphur, hold down a deacon over a flame in a
test tube.

When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably carbon

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then

The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.

Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow
instead of the bull.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and
makes them perspire.

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like

Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.

Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot.

Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is
affirmative or negative.

For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body until the
heart stops.

For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down
to make Artificial Perspiration.

For Fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm
above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the
nearest medical doctor.

For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not
recovered, then kill it.

For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is

To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.

For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in
your throat.

To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out
and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton
is something to hitch meat to.

The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends
towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and
nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

Litre: A nest of young puppies.

Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Wedding Pre Shot piccies

Which happened recently in both the bridal house and in Putrajaya. So how was the experience?

The best phrase I can use to describe it was "herded around". And I really pity my significant other. 5 hairdo's which also meant 5 changes in clothes...
We started at 1030H and ended at... wait for it... 2100H! Yes, very legend-ary indeed; if I may borrow some famous lines from HIMYM! :)

Anyway, I only managed to take a few shots before the madness began. So here they are:

In curlers...

Getting her eyelashes done.

Oh my... would you look at them eyelashes!

All deck out in white... You'll never (ooops! never say never) see me in white... again! :P

My pretty wife...

Hmmmm... Admiring the ring luv?

And moi... oh gawd...

The End.

Shark Filled Post!

Little One has been nothing short of bewitched over Sharks. And for 2017, his headmistress had a shark costume for his annual recital then....